I AM THE AMAZINGLY ROTTEN DR. IVO ROBOTNIK! BOW DOWN OR PERISH!

NOW THAT MY GREETING IS OUT OF THE WAY, ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THE REASON WHY I AM HERE, AT THIS INSIGNIFICANT WEBSITE.

I AM IN BETWEEN INVENTIONS AND FIENDISH PLOTS TO DESTROY THAT BLUE, SPIKY MENACE THAT YOU CALL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. DISGUSTING RODENT! I HATE HIM!

MY LAST PLAN DIDN'T GO ACCORDING TO... PLAN. IN SHORT, IT BLEW UP, WE SAILED ACROSS THE BACKGROUND ART AND LANDED ON OUR FACES IN A POOL OF SCRATCH AND GROUNDER'S OWN INCOMPETENCE. I AM NEVER WRONG! NEVER!

BUT I SWEAR, THIS ONE WILL BE THE ONE TO FINALLY DO IT! BY COMBINING AN OUTDOOR POOL WITH A STEAM SHOVEL WITH A FEW JET ENGINES HOOKED TO THE SIDES AND USING STOLEN FUEL AS ITS MAIN POWER SOURCE (WHY DO YOU THINK THERE'S AN ENERGY CRISIS, HMM?), I'VE BUILT A ROBOT CAPABLE OF... WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL SEE SOON ENOUGH!

IN THE MEANTIME, I'VE DECIDED TO SET UP AN ACCOUNT HERE SO I CAN POST MY FINAL FANTASY SLASHFI-- I MEAN KEEP EVERYONE UPDATED ON MY LATEST FIENDISH PLOT!

YOU'LL EITHER ALL DIE OR END UP WORKING FOR ME AS SLAVES!

ROTTENLY,
DR. R

PS: I'M GOING TO CREATE A FORUM THREAD ABOUT HOW MUCH I DISAGREE WITH YAOI IN THE COMPLAINTS FORUM, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A DESPICABLE GUY!